Morning Santa
I know Christmas is done and you probably
want to rest like f*ck (I do too!) but I
HAVE to tell you about this plan that will
help you get to the new year.
Apparently, you are getting older and
slower, and you're concerned about weight
now.
So I thought you might want my advice.
1. Start eating more protein!
You see Santa you need to get those little
helpers to bring you more meat, beans and
protein, instead of sh*t,
2. Quit eating the cookies and milk at
every house!
When going to down chimneys and seeing
plate of cookies and a glass of milk,
ignore it!
And instead, leave a note next
to them saying next year you prefer to be
left fruit or maybe some meat and cheese,
instead.
And instead of milk, leave water.
If you need more advice, check out my old
Golfmob program.
3. Start exercising more
You dont have to huff and puff with no plan
and get injured instead you will need
Unbreakable Golfers
https://www.johnseton.com/unbreakablegolfers
Santa, this is NOT based on hard badass
exercise like the Golfmob was
It's based on using the nervous system and
was developed by golfing experts which We
have condensed down into a 1 day event
4. Start walking more!
In other words...
Instead of hitching up the reindeer team to
go to the store or run errands, get
outside and walk through the
snow, it's great for his heart and body.
5. Sack 50% of the elves
Let's face it.
All those elves are dead weight and it will
make the other 50% graft through fear of
getting the sack
And by trimming the workforce down, You'll
also trim your Darby down, too, because
you'll do more work.
Anyway, so that's it
This is the plan I have for you Santa.
We'll see if YOU listen in 2018.
Have a GREAT rest you old bastard you've
deserved it.
I'll see you soon!
John "Santa's Helper" Seton